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Look at all this bacon!

Bacon Element T-Shirt, Unisex

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It's what the universe is made of! One of the primordial elements, born in the heart of the first generation of dying stars, bacon is essential to life as we know it. Without bacon, there would be no life, no creation, no joy, just an endless, barren wasteland devoid of smoked meats. Bacon has an atomic mass of 5.379, which is incredibly low when you consider its atomic number is 142. This is bacon, the miracle element!

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Fabric

T-Shirts

It probably doesn't seem like it if you've ever petted a wild pig, but our Kevin's skin is soft and supple, and it doesn't tolerate itchy, rough, cheap-tastic shirts like some other companies will sell you. At Flying Bacon, premium is standard, period. We don't mess with even giving you a bad option: Kevin only picks that good stuff.

So all of our colors are 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester. We're talking 32 single 4.3 ounce!

What's that? Less about fabric weight and more about how these shirts fit? Check out the sizing chart below, yo.

Hoodies

Our hoodies don't mess around, either: they're 7.2 oz and 75 percent combed ring-spun cotton, with 25 percent polyester for some flex. They've got a great traditional hoodie fit, and are either a pullover so you get a pouch pocket out of the deal, or zip-front so you get two pockets. We actually let you choose which you'd like, because that's how cool we are. The hood is unlined and has a fly white drawcord, and 1/4 inch white neck tape. The two-inch rolled forward shoulder gives these hoodies a good natural hang. These are, if you don't mind our saying, some dope hoodies.


Sizing Chart

Unisex T-Shirts

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Body Length 28"29"30"31"32"33"34"
Chest 19"20.5"22"24"26"28"30"
Body Length

Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.

Chest

Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat, seam-to-seam.

Hoodies

Pullover

SMLXL2XL3XL
Length 27.5"28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"
Width 20"22"24"26"28"30"

Zip-Front

SMLXL2XL3XL
Length 27.5"28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"
Width 19.25"21.25"23.25"25.25"27.25"29.25"

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