Tell the world not to be too proud of the technological terror they've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Bacon. You're not trying to frighten them with your frying pan's ways, but your proud devotion to this ancient smoked meat has helped you make breakfast and burgers and ice cream sundaes better. Let them know you find their lack of bacon disturbing, and that their bickering is pointless: you'll provide them with bacon, and crush their hunger with one swift stroke!
It probably doesn't seem like it if you've ever petted a wild pig, but our Kevin's skin is soft and supple, and it doesn't tolerate itchy, rough, cheap-tastic shirts like some other companies will sell you. At Flying Bacon, premium is standard, period. We don't mess with even giving you a bad option: Kevin only picks that good stuff.
So all of our solid colors (except Ash; we'll get to Ash) are 100 percent Airlume combed-and-ring-spun cotton. We're talking 32 single 4.2 ounce. Ash is a special case: it's 99 percent Airlume combed-and-ring-spun, and 1 percent poly.
Our super-popular heather colors (except Heather Dusty Blue and Heather Mint; we'll get to Heather Dusty Blue and Heather Mint) are 52 percent Airlume combed-and-ring-spun cotton, and 48 percent poly. Heather Dusty Blue and Heather Mint, like its buddy Ash, is 99 percent Airlume combed-and-ring-spun, and 1 percent poly. (Yeah, colors have buddies; we don't judge.)
What's that? Less about color friendship and more about how these shirts fit? Check out the sizing chart below, yo.
Our hoodies don't mess around, either: they're 7.2 oz and 75 percent combed ring-spun cotton, with 25 percent polyester for some flex. They've got a great traditional hoodie fit, and are either a pullover so you get a pouch pocket out of the deal, or zip-front so you get two pockets. We actually let you choose which you'd like, because that's how cool we are. The hood is unlined and has a fly white drawcord, and 1/4 inch white neck tape. The two-inch rolled forward shoulder gives these hoodies a good natural hang. These are, if you don't mind our saying, some dope hoodies.
Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.
Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.